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Oleksandr Anatoliyovych Lukashev is a Ukrainian politician currently serving as a People's Deputy of Ukraine from Ukraine's 113th electoral district since 29 August 2019. He is currently a member of Restoration of Ukraine, having been a member of Opposition Platform — For Life until the party's ban in 2022.
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