{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
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