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{"fact":"The smallest pedigreed cat is a Singapura, which can weigh just 4 lbs (1.8 kg), or about five large cans of cat food. The largest pedigreed cats are Maine Coon cats, which can weigh 25 lbs (11.3 kg), or nearly twice as much as an average cat weighs.","length":249}
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The hollowsnout grenadier, also called the blackspot grenadier, is a species of fish in the family Macrouridae.
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Gary Michael Dubin was an American actor. He was best known for his portrayal of Punky Lazaar, a friend of Danny Partridge on The Partridge Family. He also voiced Toulouse in The Aristocats in 1970 and played the part of ill-fated teenager Eddie Marchand, who was eaten by the shark in Jaws 2.
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Acanthastrea is a genus of large polyp stony corals in the family Lobophylliidae. The colonies are massive and usually flat. The corallites are either circular or angular in shape. The septa are thick near the wall of the corallite, becoming thin near the columella, and have tall teeth. The polyps are extended only at night.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Windmill Island","displaytitle":"Windmill Island","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q8024295","titles":{"canonical":"Windmill_Island","normalized":"Windmill Island","display":"Windmill Island"},"pageid":7403757,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/61/Windmill_Island_Holland_Michigan.jpg/330px-Windmill_Island_Holland_Michigan.jpg","width":320,"height":256},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/61/Windmill_Island_Holland_Michigan.jpg","width":1500,"height":1198},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284840894","tid":"b133c060-15ac-11f0-b240-ad17e91be068","timestamp":"2025-04-10T01:39:50Z","description":"Island in Michigan, United States of America","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":42.79944444,"lon":-86.09583333},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windmill_Island","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windmill_Island?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windmill_Island?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Windmill_Island"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windmill_Island","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Windmill_Island","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windmill_Island?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Windmill_Island"}},"extract":"Windmill Island Gardens is a municipal park located in the city of Holland, Michigan. It is home to the 251-year-old windmill De Zwaan, the only authentic, working Dutch windmill in the United States.","extract_html":"
Windmill Island Gardens is a municipal park located in the city of Holland, Michigan. It is home to the 251-year-old windmill De Zwaan, the only authentic, working Dutch windmill in the United States.
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