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{"type":"standard","title":"Aisén Fjord","displaytitle":"Aisén Fjord","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4699223","titles":{"canonical":"Aisén_Fjord","normalized":"Aisén Fjord","display":"Aisén Fjord"},"pageid":7281485,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/SRTM-W75.10E71.25S46.00N45.00.Coihaique.png/330px-SRTM-W75.10E71.25S46.00N45.00.Coihaique.png","width":320,"height":125},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/SRTM-W75.10E71.25S46.00N45.00.Coihaique.png","width":3049,"height":1191},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1253802131","tid":"d978a4ab-94bf-11ef-a95e-2c1e9b50eabf","timestamp":"2024-10-28T00:01:58Z","description":"Fjord in Chile","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ais%C3%A9n_Fjord","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ais%C3%A9n_Fjord?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ais%C3%A9n_Fjord?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ais%C3%A9n_Fjord"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ais%C3%A9n_Fjord","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ais%C3%A9n_Fjord","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ais%C3%A9n_Fjord?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ais%C3%A9n_Fjord"}},"extract":"Aysén Fjord is an ~70 km long fjord stretching east from a skerry-guarded (skjærgård) region called Moraleda Channel, which is a body of water separating the Chonos Archipelago from the mainland of Chile. It is located at 45.26°S 73.00°W and is connected indirectly to the open coast of the Pacific Ocean via the Darwin Channel. The Aysén River discharges at the head of Aysén Fjord.","extract_html":"
Aysén Fjord is an ~70 km long fjord stretching east from a skerry-guarded (skjærgård) region called Moraleda Channel, which is a body of water separating the Chonos Archipelago from the mainland of Chile. It is located at 45.26°S 73.00°W and is connected indirectly to the open coast of the Pacific Ocean via the Darwin Channel. The Aysén River discharges at the head of Aysén Fjord.
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